Tuesday 26 November 2019

The Fantastic Mr Fiddlyjobs


I don’t know how I could have been so daft.  Still, I’d had a lot on my mind what with moving home to a new town, a new job, the prospect of new friends and a new lifestyle.  Well, that’s my excuse for what happened that fateful Tuesday morning.  

I mean, how could I possibly have known?  You see, the minute I rested my eyes on Mr. Fiddlyjobs, the handyman, I think I lost the ability to think straight.  He was just so gorgeous.  Not only that, there was a very special quality about him.  I don’t know how to describe it, except it was a strange mixture of warmth and charisma and it seemed to shine out from him even as he stood there, grinning, on my doorstep.  

I’d only moved in to my new flat the previous day and it was fine, exactly what I wanted.  That is, except for about one hundred niggly little jobs.  You know the sort of jobs that are too small for a big, professional firm to take on, but a bit too heavy or unsafe for an inexperienced person to tackle.  I just wanted to get my flat shipshape and smart.

      I mentioned to the lady in the newsagent how frustrating it was having all these little niggly things to sort out and asked if she knew a good handyman. 

 ‘There’s one in the window,’ she told me.  I blinked and stared towards the front of the shop expecting to see a bloke in green overalls with a hammer in his fist setting about the display shelves.  

‘I mean a postcard advertisement, of course.  On the left of the window,’ the woman explained and I felt myself blush for being so dense.  

 ‘Lovely bloke,’ she continued.  ‘Everyone recommends him.  Calls himself Mr. Fiddlyjobs.’

      Thanking her, I took down the number and rushed straight home to telephone Mr. Fiddlyjobs.

      ‘I’ll be round soon as I can,’ said the man.  He sounded nice, friendly and efficient.  ‘Hang on in there, I should have an hour or so free this morning.’

      So, I waited.  And I could hardly be blamed for making the obvious assumption when there was a ring on my bell.  Not that it wasn’t a surprise, I mean, I really couldn’t believe my luck as I opened the door and there, as I thought, stood Mr. Fiddlyjobs.  Six-foot-three, wide, happy grin, healthy outdoor tan, bright sparkling brown eyes.  

‘Are you the lady who just moved in?’  

 I nodded dumbly.  ‘Miss Tucker, isn’t it?’ he asked.  It took a moment before I could stammer out a sensible response.  

      ‘Yes, I’m Rachel Tucker.  Do come in.  I can’t tell you how pleased I am to see you as I have quite a few problem jobs.  This way please...’

      ‘Oh, erm, well, all right,’ he said and ambled up the hallway behind me to the back room, where I kept my computer.  

 ‘You can start in here please,’ I told him.  ‘The ceiling light fitting needs cleaning badly and I can’t get it off as all the screws seem bedded in.’ Then I stared at him.  He seemed strangely unprepared.  ‘Don’t you need a stepladder or have you got your own in the van?’

      ‘Erm, well, if you’ve got one handy,’ said Mr. Fiddlyjobs.  ‘I’ll, er, I’ll need a screwdriver as well.’

      ‘Isn’t there one in your tool box?’ I asked, staring at him in amazement.  Surely any self-respecting odd-job-man brought a tool box with him absolutely bursting with screwdrivers, hammers and nails!

      ‘Of course,’ he said.  ‘Hang on a mo, I’ll get it.’  There seemed to be a faint twitch of amusement in the corner of his mouth and I wondered what had tickled him.  All the same, I breathed a sigh of relief.  Clearly, I decided, he wanted to see what needed doing before he brought his stuff in.  Probably thought he’d need to give me a quotation first and maybe I should ask him for one.  Still, the lady in the shop said he was a genuine sort of bloke, so he’d be sure to charge a fair price.

      I went out to the back of the house to make a start on tidying the garden.  Two hanging baskets lay on the ground, waiting to be screwed into fence-posts.  Perhaps I should make a list for Mr. Fiddlyjobs while he was here, just in case anything was forgotten.  I got my pen and notepad and sat down in the conservatory.

      ‘Excuse me, could I have a word.’

      It was Mr. Fiddlyjobs.  ‘Have you done that light already?’ I asked.

      ‘Yes, all fixed.  It’s nice and bright in your study now.’

      ‘Oh good,’ I said.  ‘Can you come out here into the garden please?  There are a couple of hanging baskets that need fixing on the fenceposts.  I’ll show you how high I want them and while you’re doing that, I’ll make you out a list of all the other things that need doing.’

      ‘Oh,’ said Mr. Fiddlyjobs and he grinned as though he was a bit embarrassed.  Perhaps he felt awkward coming through the kitchen into the garden.  Perhaps he hadn’t been a handyman for very long.

      ‘Perhaps you’d like a cup of tea before you start,’ I offered, hoping that might help him feel more comfortable.

      ‘Well, I’ll do the hanging baskets for you, but I think that’ll have to be it for today.’

      ‘Can you come back tomorrow and finish off?’

      Again there was a twinkle of merriment in his eyes.  ‘At first I’d been thinking you were just a bossy sort of person,’ he commented.  ‘But, as much as I’m enjoying helping you out, I think I should explain...’

      His words were interrupted by a ring of my front door bell.

      ‘Excuse me,’ I muttered, and then a terrible realisation began to sink through the top of my head into my brain.  And sure enough, as I threw open the door, there was an elderly man standing there.  Wide grin, friendly-looking. 
 
      With a toolbox in one hand.

      ‘Mr. Fiddlyjobs at your service,’ he said.

      Just as I’d begun to suspect.  I sank my head into my hands, feeling really daft. 

      ‘Come this way,’ I said.  ‘Perhaps you could make a start in the dining room, the carpet needs.....  Excuse me, I just have to see to something in the garden.’

      As I walked out into the garden, Mr. Fiddlyjobs No. 1 was standing there.

      ‘Well,’ I said.  ‘Those hanging baskets look terrific.  But perhaps you can tell me who you are.’

      ‘I live next door,’ he said, ‘and my name’s Paul.   I just wanted to introduce myself and ask you if you’d like to come round mine for a coffee.’
     
      Well, that was a year ago and my new house is looking a treat.  Paul’s helped out a lot although I still use the services of the real Mr. Fiddlyjobs, so that Paul and I can have plenty of quality time together.  We get on so well and it always amuses us to look back on how we first met.

      Last week, Paul called round and he was looking, for a change, rather serious. 

      ‘What on earth is it?’ I asked, feeling alarmed.

      ‘Oh, nothing,’ said Paul.  ‘I mean, nothing bad.  It’s just that I thought it might be easier, instead of having two houses to maintain, if we just settled for one.’

      I stared at him and started to laugh.  ‘You mean sell up and buy a new home together.’

      ‘Yeah,’ said Paul slowly.  ‘I want us to get married, Rachel.   I want to have kids and if you agree, we’ll need a family home.  What do you think?’  He paused and my heart ached to see how anxious he was, how he was staring at me to see how I was responding to his proposal.  

      ‘Paul... I can’t believe it,’ I stammered.

      The next moment, I was in Paul’s arms.  Of course, I’d been there before, and I knew what it was like, I knew how warm, how comforted and how I felt I truly belonged there.  But this time there was an extra little frisson of excitement.  I could feel it in the way Paul held me, as he waited for my reply.

      ‘I think that’s the best idea you’ve ever had,’ I told him, ‘and the sooner the better.’  Then I added, teasingly, ‘There’ll be lots of jobs to do, I expect, to get it just how we want it.’

      ‘Yes, bossy-boots, but I think we’ll start with me showing you just how much I love you,’ said Paul firmly and next moment, he’d pulled me even closer and his lips were on mine. There was nothing in the least bit fiddly about the way he was kissing me.  

I suppose it would seem too dramatic to say I swooned, but I did feel sort of faint with the wonderful feelings that ran through me so I did the only thing I could do.  I just closed my eyes and surrendered myself to the sweetest lover in the whole world, my new and utterly wonderful husband-to-be.